Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

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