I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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