We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

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I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

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