Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

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A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

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