Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

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In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.

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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

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The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

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