How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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