Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

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If you're going to America, bring your own food.

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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