It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.

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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

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War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.

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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

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