An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

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