Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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