Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.

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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

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A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.

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Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.

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