When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents.

Allan Sherman
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I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

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