Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, ''We are celebrities! We are famous!'' I change diapers. I clean up dog doo.

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I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party,

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My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

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