The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him

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I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

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I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.

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Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

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