Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

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The moon's turned black; For I love him, and He didn't love back

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Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor, and shun the zoo, Women and elephants never forget

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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses

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Every love's the love before in a duller dress

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I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.

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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Rumania

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Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

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How could they tell? (upon hearing that President Coolidge had died)

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Money is only congealed snow.

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