If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

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Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

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Always remember, money isn't everything -- but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

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