Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

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Children are rarely in the position to lend one a truly interesting sum of money. There are, however, exceptions, and such children are an excellent addition to any party.

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If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

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Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type

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