I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means

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I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.

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