I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

George F. Burns
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George F. Burns
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