A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart

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I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

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It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.

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Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry

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Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men

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Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

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Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

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