Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, its a lovely thing to have around the house.

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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women

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Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.

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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.

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Blood's not thicker than money

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I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

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