Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

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When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

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Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

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Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him

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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them

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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

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