The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

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The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

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He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

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