There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Kevin James
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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Dennis Miller
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright
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