All men are equal before fish.

Herbert Hoover
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hedy Lamarr
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett
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As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Tracey Ullman
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Be obscure clearly.

E. B. White
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

P. J. O'Rourke
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey
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