I like marriage. The idea.

Toni Morrison
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Rodney Dangerfield
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Walt Disney
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Will Rogers
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I never said most of the things I said.

Yogi Berra
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I rant, therefore I am.

Dennis Miller
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

Jay London
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx
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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Paul Lynde
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