Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields
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The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

Jacob August Riis
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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

Peter De Vries
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The secret to humor is surprise.

Aristotle
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There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.

Thomas W. Higginson
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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Robert Benchley
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.

Lin Yutang
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What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

Bern Williams
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill
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There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.

Rufus Wainwright
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