A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

James H. Boren
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Michel de Montaigne
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland
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A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

John Steinbeck
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams
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A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Eddie Cantor
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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Raymond Hull
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Red Skelton
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Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

Sydney J. Harris
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Sacha Guitry
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