Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

Joseph Joubert
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Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Groucho Marx
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Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family.

John Boehner
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Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.

Antisthenes
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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Henny Youngman
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Katharine Hepburn
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

P. J. O'Rourke
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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

H. L. Mencken
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Peter De Vries
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