Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

Isadora Duncan
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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Samuel Johnson
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

H. L. Mencken
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allen
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Marilyn Monroe
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Jean Kerr
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But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?

Mary Astell
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Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Will Cuppy
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Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.

Loretta Lynn
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Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

Abigail Adams
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