Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

James C. Dobson
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Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

Jean Giraudoux
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
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He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.

Jeremy Taylor
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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Mae West
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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Oscar Wilde
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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Lyndon B. Johnson
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner
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I married beneath me, all women do.

Nancy Astor
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