If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Katharine Hepburn
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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

Robert Anderson
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In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.

Enid Bagnold
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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Helen Rowland
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Lewis Grizzard
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

Benjamin Disraeli
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

Helen Rowland
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It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.

George Santayana
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It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

Euripides
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Rodney Dangerfield
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