My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Rita Rudner
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Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

Jean Rostand
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Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

Elbert Hubbard
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Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

Edgar Watson Howe
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

Benjamin Disraeli
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

Honore de Balzac
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On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

Emma Goldman
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

Judith Viorst
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One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.

Honore de Balzac
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One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

Robert Burton
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