Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

Erma Bombeck
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Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.

Zoe Saldana
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Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people.

Alex Chiu
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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

James H. Boren
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I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.

Ty Cobb
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I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.

Nicolas Cage
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

Rita Rudner
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

Jay London
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I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

Cesar Romero
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

Zach Braff
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