I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

Lefty Gomez
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Woodrow Wilson
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If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

Doug Coupland
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz
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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

Agnes Repplier
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It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

Mickey Rivers
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Just watching my cats can make me happy.

Paula Cole
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Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

Pam Brown
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Kittens can happen to anyone.

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