If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

Phil Jackson
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Lemmon
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope
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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

Robert Wilson Lynd
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It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

Pete Rose
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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Mark Twain
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

Muhammad Ali
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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Michael Jordan
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Life is about timing.

Carl Lewis
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Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.

Christy Mathewson
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