I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

Lord Byron
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I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

Mike Epps
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I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

Lord Byron
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I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

Cindy Margolis
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I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.

Gwen Stefani
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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

Adam Sandler
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I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

Christopher Walken
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I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.

Star Jones
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx
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I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

Paris Hilton
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