O month when they who love must love and wed.

Helen Hunt Jackson
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Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.

King Edward VIII
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Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

Samuel Pepys
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That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

James M. Barrie
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The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

Heraclitus
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The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.

Nicholas Sparks
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The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food.

Rob Mariano
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The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Christopher Morley
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Dick Martin
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If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

Anton Chekhov
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