It definitely affects your home life, but luckily my wife has been behind me 120 percent. She handled the whole thing like a trooper. Without her, my whole life would have crumbled.

Dan Gregg
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I could say that maybe if I met my wife now, I would not marry her.

Mahir Murad
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Rodney Dangerfield
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Erma Bombeck
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Erma Bombeck
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My son is my son till he have got him a wife, But my daughter's my daughter all the days of her life.

Thomas Fuller
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Having a good wife and rich cabbage soup, seek not other things

Russian Proverb
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Wife and servant are the same, but only differ in the name: For when that fatal knot is tied, which nothing, nothing can divide: When she the word obey has said, and man by law supreme has made, Then all that's kind is laid aside, and nothing left

Lady Mary Chudleigh
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Can you do me a favor? Say happy anniversary to my wife, Valerie? Our anniversary is Sept. 11, believe it or not. Our first anniversary, and I'm down here.

Pat Kelly
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A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house : that is the true middle-class unit.

George Bernard Shaw
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